About Walter

��s���%90%BE WALTER HERE. I'M ABOUT TO BE A LITTLE DRAMATIC, BUT I HAVE A VERY GOOD REASON. ��%90%BE��s� Hey, Internet. It's me, Walter. ��%90 I'm 75 pounds of handsome, approximately 2.5 years into my rescue journey, and currently accepting applications for my new roommate (must provide the living space). The position comes with ONE (1) VERY GOOD DOG and some pretty important terms and conditions. �������� First, a little about me. ��ժ ���| I LOVE splash pads. Seriously. You bring the water, I'll bring the enthusiasm. You would also be expected to bring the snacks. ��ԩ��%8F� �����'�%8D��'ە�%8FI can be a little slower to warm up to the fellas, so a patient lady or a fabulous lesbian couple might just be my cup of tea! �����%8F���� �٤��'�%8D��'ە�%8FI do yoga, I will literally teach classes for you and your lady friends. Yoga is the slow stretching thing and usually ending in a nap, right? I am a professional at naps. ��%90 I can hang out with other dogs, but I prefer to be the only pet in my house. I'm not interested in sharing my personal belongings, thankyouverymuch. I have boundaries. I'm a mature gentleman. �٤%90 ��|� Toys and treats? Mine. We can discuss this in therapy. ���ܕ�%8F ��� ���|��Ԥ Kids? Have you seen the state of our country?! We don't need to be raising children in this environment. I'll be all the kid you ever need. ��%8D��%8FSign me up as your beneficiary, power of attorney, guardian of your trust; I've got you. If you're looking for protection there is seriously nothing more terrifying than 75lbs of pure sculpted muscle standing in the doorway staring down an intruder. You can count on me to watch your six (and your twelve, three, nine and all the numbers between) while ��%A4� I have allergies because apparently being this handsome wasn't enough work already so they tried to take me down a peg. ��s�NEWS FLASH: it didn't work �%9D%A4��%8F And lately, I've had some medical concerns, including a seizure, so I need a safe place where someone can keep an eye on me. Now, here's where things get awkward. ���%A0 I've been in rescue for 2.5 YEARS. TWO. AND. A. HALF. YEARS. I've been boarded for 2 YEARS. TWO. YEARS. Do you know how many splash pads a guy could have visited in that time?! And now, I urgently need a foster home. I can't return to the facility where I've been staying, and my rescue humans are scrambling to find me somewhere safe. I'm not asking you to marry me. (Unless you're into that. ���%8D) I'm just asking for a chance to show you what you've been missing for the last two and a half years. ��%8F� CAN YOU FOSTER ME? Here's the best part: My rescue, The Barking Lot Dog Rescue, covers ALL my foster expenses, including food, a kennel, and medical care! You provide the home. I'll provide the face. Together, we could be an absolutely iconic duo or trio. ��%90%BE�Ϭ I need to be the only pet in the home, where I can safely have my own things. I also need someone who understands that I'm actually just a tiny lap dog who wants to be loved. Can't foster? That's okay! I won't even be mad. (Okay, maybe a little. I'm a dog. We can be dramatic.) ��%90%BE SHARE THIS POST. ��%90%BE TAG YOUR SINGLE FRIENDS. ��%90%BE TAG THAT COUPLE WITH THE QUIET HOUSE. ��%90%BESEND THIS TO SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN SAYING THEY WANT A DOG. I'M BEGGING YOU TO BE A LITTLE NOSY ON MY BEHALF. ��ң Somewhere out there is a person who needs a Walter in their life. They just haven't found me yet! And if you can't be my person, you could be the person who HELPS ME FIND MY PERSON. Think about how long you could hold that over their head, huh??�%9D%A4��%8F ��ҩ Want to foster me? Please complete the foster application: https://airtable.com/appFo2I6Bz9kPC190/shrGiGe25PD4Svqb5 �%9D%A4��%8F PLEASE SHARE. My life literally depends on it With love, questionable toy-sharing skills, and a whole lot of hope, WALTER ��%90 ���� 75 lbs of potential. 2.5 years of waiting. Zero interest in paying rent. ��%A4�'�%8D����%8F��%90%BE

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The Barking Lot Dog Rescue
Maricopa County
Phoenix, Arizona

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