
SOS from Toby Hi. Yes. Me. Toby. 9 years young. Chihuahua mix. Survivor of�'�| whatever that was: I came from an 80+ Chihuahua hoarding situation, so I thought I had seen chaos�'�| I WAS WRONG. New problem: Too many tiny humans Too much noise Zero respect for personal space I repeat�'�| ZERO. I am once again asking�'�| send help. adopt me. immediately. Don't get me wrong-I'm a sweet little guy. I enjoy snacks, naps, and judging you silently from a cozy blanket. I've done my time in the chaos trenches. I am ready for a quieter retirement home where I can live my best 'leave me alone but also love me' life. I dont do leashes. Try it and I'll alligator roll: dare you to try. Oh and I sometimes 'mark things' which I'm told isnt allowed. Don't know how everyone will know what's mine but whatever. This house is weird. What you get: ��ӕ�%8F Compact cuddle unit ��ӕ�%8F Low maintenance king ��ӕ�%8F Professional side-eye expert ��ӕ�%8F Loyal little shadow (on my terms) What I do NOT want: �%9D� Chaos(little hoomans or crazy dogs) �%9D� Stampedes �%9D� Sticky fingers Dont get me wrong, little hoomans arent all bad. I like the respectful quiet ones but 5?- no thank you! Dogs can be cool, I like the old ones like me that are over theor younger chaos days. Please�'�| be my hero. Or at least my Uber out of here. #adoptme #sendhelp #tinytyrantsoverthrow #retirementhomewanted

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