
Hi, Hey, Hello. There is a rumor about me and I don't know how this rumor started �٪� One minute I'm out in Houston, enjoying a casual stroll, next thing I know I've got two puppies following me around and the entire city is like, what a sweet mama �ٴ� ??? I am a 3 year old MAN!!! A SIR, A BRO I don't even know where those kids came from ���� I just stood there and suddenly I was in a family �٤ԉ'�%8D�٤ԉ'�%8D�٤Չ'�%8D�٤� Anyway, I've since retired from my unexpected parenting career and I'm now looking for a forever home ��%8F� where my only responsibility is being handsome and emotionally supportive ���� Let me tell you what you're getting with me I am crate trained, house trained, and leash trained which basically means I'm a functioning adult �����%8F I don't make messes, I don't cause chaos (on purpose), and I know how to behave in a home like a gentleman. My vibe is Medium energy king ���� I enjoy a nice walk, maybe a little playtime, and then I am CLOCKED OUT ���%A4 Catch me relaxing, leaning on you, breathing dramatically like I just worked a 12 hour shift. I love people ��ժIf you sit down, I sit on you. If you move, I follow. If you breathe, I'm involved. We are a package deal now! Other dogs, well I'm a Big fan! I'm social, friendly, and not here to start anything! Been there, done that, accidentally raised kids with strangers, no thanks �٪�'�%8D��ӕ�%8F Now let's address my one tiny character flaw, I know shocking I have one ���� I am a bit of an escape artist ��ǣ Not in a bad way. Just have some exploring tendencies! So yeah, secure yard, good supervision, maybe a motivational speech now and then! What I'm looking for ���Z A home that appreciates a loyal, loving, slightly confused former 'mom' who is just trying his best. Adopt me and I promise, No more surprise children ��ǣ No more identity crises, Just loyalty, and a large, handsome man following you everywhere you go! Hope to see you soon��ժ��%90%BE

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