
Hello, it's me, Marlie ��%A4Z (the limited edition one) So here's the situation. I was rescued with my siblings, and they all came out looking like little copy-paste Rottweilers. Black, shiny, matching, very coordinated �����%8F And then there's me�'�| brown. Just brown ��%A4Z I'm pretty sure my mom was like, 'Alright, four in black ink ���ܕ�%8F oh shoot, we're out�'�| okay, send it anyway.' And boom ��մ Marlie was created �����%8F Now ALL of my siblings have been adopted. Every. Single. One. They all got scooped up like they were the last cookies ��%8D� on a plate ��%8D%BD��%8F and I was just sitting there like ���%8D hello?? Have you SEEN this face?? I am clearly the rare collectible??? But it's fine ���� I'm fine. Totally not offended �٪� Definitely not dramatically staring off into the distance or anything ���� I'm heading to a foster home, which is great and all, but what I really want is my forever human �ٴ� You know, someone to admire me properly and appreciate my unique coloring and incredible personality ���� And speaking of personality, I am what the professionals call a puppy puppy ��%90 Which means I have no idea what I'm doing, but I am doing it with confidence ��ե I run fast for no reason �s���%8F I steal things I don't need ��ǣ���� I forget what I'm doing mid-zoom ��լ I will absolutely try to carry something ten times my size just to prove a point ���z I'm learning things like potty training and manners, but sometimes I like to keep it spicy ��� ��%8F and pretend I've never heard of those concepts before ���� I'm sweet ��%8D� I'm snuggly, and when I finally crash, I turn into a little cuddle blob who just wants to be close to you like we've been best friends forever ��ե So yeah, that's me. The brown one ��%A4Z The 'ink ran out' special. The last puppy standing ��%90%BE

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