About Beefcake

I'm Beefcake �٤� Yeah I know, It's a lot of name. Apparently there was a brief moment where the coordinator thought I could be called Augie ��%A4� Augie?? At 117 pounds?? Be serious. I look like I bench press couches for fun ���� so I told her no and she gave that name to a tiny puppy instead. Much more appropriate ���� anyways I'm three years old, which basically means I'm in my prime �����%8FI've got the looks, the brains, and the personality. Total package ���| You're welcome. I already know things like sit, leave it, I'm very proud of that one And if you've got treats Oh, I will absolutely put on a full performance. Sit, focus, charm, maybe even a little razzle dazzle �ϬI live to impress you. I really like when my human gives me clear direction ���S It makes my brain go, ahhh yes, I understand my job ���'�and honestly It makes me feel safe. I'm a smart boy �٤%A0 I want to learn, I want to listen, and I really want to make you proud. Now let's talk about my only child energy �s���%8F I need to be your one and only pet. No siblings for me, please. I've decided I deserve all the love, all the attention, and all the snacks ��%8D� ���� In return you get 117 pounds of loyalty, snuggles, and a personal bodyguard who thinks you hung the moon ��Ϊ When I play with toys �٤� I get a little enthusiastic ���� Okay fine, I hype myself up like I just chugged three energy drinks. �ٴ%A4 But it's just because I LOVE having fun. And don't worry I'll give the toy back when you ask. I'm not a monster ��Զ Just a very excited gentleman ��%A4��'�%8D����%8F I do best with someone strong ��ջ patient and kind, someone who likes to learn and teach ��Ԭ�'�%8D��%8F�Think of me as your very handsome, slightly goofy student ��%8F��%8F We can grow together. I'll bring the personality, you bring the guidance. Deal? ��%A4%9D I'll be honest with you �����%8F I love my people a lot. Like where are you going and can I come, a lot. Being left alone can make me a little worried ���| so I'd really love a home where life isn't super busy or loud all the time. Somewhere calm, where I can relax, run around, and just be your shadow. Because here's the thing Someone already told me I was there forever And then�'�|. well people change their mind anyways that was last week this is a new week so let's move on ���S I'm still the same good boy though still trying, Still loving, Still ready to give my whole heart to someone who actually means it �'�%BC��%8F So if you're looking for a best friend who's funny, loyal, a little dramatic, very smart, and extremely handsome I'm right here �����%8F. just make sure you're ready for forever this time. And maybe come with a little experience ���� I'm in this for the long haul, And I hope if you apply for me you are too �ٴ� the couch naps, the adventures, the snacks, all of it. So if you're my person, you better be ready to keep up because Beefcake doesn't give up and neither should you �%9D%A4��%8F

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