'A dog, I mean, horse, is an angel without wings' And then there's me, Gillespie! Oh, hay! Nice to see you! Want to Watch me whip‰'Û|watch me neigh, neigh. Get it? I hope so because if you got that, you should come get me! I love to laugh. And I love to tell jokes, as in, funny jokes. Here's one of my favorites‰'Û| Why was the trailer going too slow? Because it just needed a little more horsepower! Get it? Ha! Ok. I'll quit foaling around. I don't want to be the one to stirrup trouble. I guess I must have just been born with this humor. Or, maybe it's neighbelline. Oh, come on now. Get off your high horse. Because it's time for the mane event. I'll stop stalling and tell you more about me. One thing is for sure, I'll keep you laughing with my foaling around. I prefer to be neigh-kid while I eat mayo-neighs and drink Chardon-hay. I love being the centaur of attention and hope I'm not a real night-mare. My favorite sport is stable-tennis and am dying to be your mane man. I'm financially stable and prefer to not be saddled with too much responsibility. Ready for me to meet your neigh-bors? I promise not to stirrup trouble. Want to be the Bonnie to my Clydesdale? Yay or neigh? You'd better hurry- it's almost pasture bedtime. Can't wait to horse around with you!