About Morris

Hey youse guys, it's me, Morris a Burmese mix. I gots a sweet pad now, after that nice broad set out a trap and I went in for the chow. You can't blame me, it was wet and horrible outside and a man's got to eat! I tell you what's rough though, some other broad took my balls! One minute they are giving you compliments, saying 'Oh Morris, you're such a strong, strapping young lad' and the next thing you know BAM! Youse fall asleep and they steel your nut. Good thing I did not bring my wallet. Anyways, so heres I am in this new pad. It's great stuff. Lots of other guys to hang out with, cats and dogs, and all the food I can eat. Except peas, yuck. I keep spitting those out but the broad here keeps giving me more food with peas! She can't take a hint. So I'm looking for a new pea-free pad. Hit me up. Oh, and sometimes I snore like a dump truck. Full disclosure. Please contact Hannah 512-466-4129, Kingsland. Minimum donation of $60 applies, representing a portion of the cost of his veterinary care and food

Burnet County
Burnet, Texas 78605