About Andy T

Howdy, fellas. I'm Andy T, and I'm the sheriff in town. Even though I'm only six weeks old, I'm ready to hang up my boots and my badge and enjoy the good life next to you fellas. Being a sheriff all these weeks has kept me busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin contest, so I'm ready to sit back and be about as useful as a steering wheel on a mule. I was raised these past few weeks by my dear Aunt Bee. I've always lived in the south, where we still think sushi is called bait. But I do love the taste of that raw bait. I've seen a lot in my days as sheriff of this town. The last cat I arrested was so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss. When I arrested him, he was nervous as a long- tailed cat in a roomful of rocking chairs. Good thing I have enough good sense for the both of us. I think you and I would get along well, so if you want to come down to the SNIPSA station and meet me, I'd be much obliged. So, tick a lock. Time's a wastin. You don't want me to get snatched up by someone else, now do ya? Because, to me, it's clear as the nose on a warthog's face that we'd make a mighty fine pair. I'll just sit right here and rest on up until you get here. I'll see ya' real soon. Apply to Adopt me today!

Bexar County
San Antonio, Texas