When you hear smart, funny, slightly mischievous, and always curious, you, of course, think of me! Opie! Since you are about to be my new family, I guess I should tell you a few things about me. My dad, Andy T, raised me all by himself. He was the sheriff in town, so I got to spend a lot of time in jail. I mean, not IN jail but around the jail. I get into trouble, but the worst thing I've ever done is kill a bird with my slingshot. Believe me. My dad was madder than a cat getting baptized. He made sure I learned my lesson. Ain't no education in the second kick of a mule. Even though I'm still young, I'm already wise beyond my years. This ain't my first rodeo. Aunt Bee says I have wise eyes. I guess that means they look smart, so I'm not sure why Aunt Bee gets so upset and says I'm always carryin' on about one thing or another. But Aunt Bee and my dad raised me right and taught me the real meaning of love. Now don't that just clutch ya? So why don't you just run on down and meet me? I promise to make your heart as full as a tick on a hound dog. We are going to keep each other grinning like a possum eatin fire ant. I already love you a bushel and a peck! Apply to adopt me today!
Bexar County
San Antonio, Texas
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