About Gatsby

Work hard, play harder. I started from the bottom, and now things are about to get good. I'm a self-made Great Pyrenees, stunning and elegant. And, I throw killer doggie parties. Maybe you've seen them on Instagram? #Influencer. I'm looking for a kind family who appreciates extravagant gestures. I live life to the fullest and am excited to give my humans all my grand love and affection. I'm weirdly similar to your ex, but like a fabulously rich and mysterious version of him that you never would have dumped for NO GOOD REASON, Daisy. I am just saying. I suggest you come meet me so you can see my majesty for yourself. I'm so great that if we meet and hit it off, I will love you unconditionally for the rest of my life. And I'll protect you or your kids or your mom or the squirrels in your backyard. I'll even go after your ex for you if you'd like, no questions asked. I'm loyal as my bank account is steady and dependable as the stream of guests lining up for an invite to my Friday night party. Speaking of parties, we can throw the loudest parties you want-it won't bother me none. I'm deaf so parties, the vacuum, the laughing kiddos-no loud noises will wake me from my slumbers. But, don't worry. For you, I'll gladly retire from the bachelor life and never once look back. I've been told I have an extraordinary gift for hope. And I realize this may be true because I am desperately hoping to go home with you. So, for now, good-bye, old sport. I'll be here, dreaming, and wishing, and hoping�'�| Apply to adopt me today at snipsa.org!

Bexar County
San Antonio, Texas