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ClementineRescue Me ID: 21-04-16-00077

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About Clementine

Adoption Fee: $300
Chihuahua mix
Age: Puppy
Sex: Female

Bonjour! How do you do? My name is Clementine, and I'm pleased to meet you. Want to have a cup of tea with me? Or do the French prefer coffee? Since I've never been out of the country, I'm not even sure. Texas is its own country, isn't it? That's what my dad used to say. But he also said Whataburger was sent to us straight from Heaven above, still chewing (with my mouth closed, of course) over that one. Well, since I'm only five months old, I still have lots of time left to learn these things. I just love tea. Actually, I love the fancy cup people use to drink tea. And I'm pretty sure I could fit in that fancy cup! I'm working on raising my pinky paw up when we drink out of the dainty teacups because that just seems so��%BD'��%BD|.French. And fancy. And I loooove fancy. Thank God I'm considered a designer dog that people can tote around in their Fancy bags from TJ Max. OMG. I can't wait. Like- I LITERALLY can't wait. Oh- and I prefer my fancy bag to be some sort of grey/black- both because black backs are so chic and also because it complements my beautiful white/black shinny hair complexion. Wait- I wonder if I could get my perfectly proportioned ears pierced. I'm thinking something gold��%BD'��%BD|a hoop would be TDF (to die for, in case you are not up to date on the hip acronyms- but don't worry- I'll get you ACU0- all caught up- in no time.) Now, I do have a few things you should know. I love my birthday. And I love to celebrate. So, if I tell you or other animal friends that I don't want to celebrate, I obviously don't mean it. And posting HBD (oh come on- happy birthday! That was an easy one!) on my Facebook page is just so not going to cut it. Also, I love music. I still gt Jay-Z and Ja-Rule mixed up so I just say Ja-Z and it works. I also love having the girls over to play bridge but the drama! Drama, drama, drama. I guess that's what I get for having fancy, designer breed friends. The tinier the dog, the bigger the drama. ISG (I'm so glad- see- you are learning!) that I'm so sugary sweet and avoid drama like a buzzing mosquito in my soon-to-be pierced ears. #Can'tWaitToMeet you. Oh- and make sure to bring my new tote bag with you when you come to get me- and have the music and the teacups ready and waiting. Can't wait to tote and drink and jam with you! Toodles! But not be confused with Poodles-those dogs are sooooooooooo OVR8D (overrated- obviously).

Bexar County
San Antonio, Texas

Compatibility

  • Good with Most Dogs
  • Good with Most Cats
  • Good with Kids and Adults

Personality

  • Average Energy
  • Average Temperament

Health

  • Spayed
  • Vaccinations Current

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