About Uncle Al

Uncle Al here with another fantastic product! It's me, UNCLE AL! After four years of isolation, I'm here to show you that even the most neglected dogs can be perfect family members and household buddies. That's right folks, I've spent four years either chained in a back yard (alone), crammed in a crate in a basement (also alone), or outside in a kennel (you guessed it, alone). So you're assuming that after all this time, there's no way that I have the training and manners it takes to outshine even the most well-mannered, well-trained fancy pups? GUESS AGAIN! The Uncle Al package comes with all sorts of amazing upgrades! For example, I am not a destructive terror in a house. In fact, I'm quite the opposite. I have not destroyed any furniture and I don't even tear up my toys. Now that I'm in a foster home, I pretty much just snooze on the couch until it's time to go outside, snuggle, or play. I am also 97.3% house trained and I'm making excellent progress on leash training. Did I mention that I'm also crate trained? I even know some basic commands and I'll do them without treats because my prime motivation is love from you; just a simple scratch on the head will do! I've been having a pretty hard go of finding a home because I don't do well with other dogs or cats. I've liked the few kids I've met so far, but I might be a better fit with older kids. It isn't because I'd hurt little ones, but mostly because I've got mad jumpsticks for my size and I might accidentally knock them down. I'm still working on the no-jumping upgrade and my foster mom is glad to teach you how to keep working on this with me. Got an empty spot on the couch? Plug it with the new UNCLE AL Wiggle Booty upgrade. Got food on the floor? Let me suck it up with the Uncle Al Hoover Snozzle 9000. Lucky adopters who apply within seven seconds of reading this will receive the limited edition Turbo Kisses attachment. This fantastic upgrade takes the unreasonable amount of grateful, undying affection I bestow on humans and multiplies it by infinity. Who needs exfoliant when you have an Uncle Al? So there you have it folks, everything you could ever want in a dog in a short, squatty, devilishly handsome package. Come on down to the Waynesboro Petsmart on Saturdays between 10 AM and 2 PM to adopt me, UNCLE AL! Augusta Dog Adoptions is an all- volunteer, foster- based rescue. We take applications online and hold adoption events at Petsmart in Waynesboro, VA (821 Town Center Drive Waynesboro, VA 22980) every Saturday. A $175.00 adoption fee ($200 for puppies under 6 months old) helps us take care of all the dogs we rescue. All dogs are spayed/neutered, tested for heartworm and tick borne diseases (if old enough), microchipped, and vaccinated for rabies (if old enough), distemper/parvo and bordetella. They are also treated for internal and external parasites. Many dogs also receive extensive medical care such as dental work and major surgeries. For more information and to apply to adopt, please visit www.augustadogadoptions.org If you google our address, you will be directed to Richmond. That is NOT our adoption event location. If you have questions, please message us on Facebook.

Augusta County
Staunton, Va, Virginia